I got home from work past midnight and was (quite reasonably, I think) grumpy about it, until the mail lifted my mood.  Awaiting me was the July/August issue of Archaeology, and the article titles studding the cover include:

• "Vampire Exorcism"
  
• "Conquistadors in the Carolinas"
  
• "Update: Building the Great Pyramid"

God, gold and glory, as Susan once summed up the three guys at the bar.  Heh!  Easily amused, me... :-)